YAO Last Friday of the Month Party
6/24/'05

The YAO group convening on Friday night decided to form a plan for world domination. In order to do this, we split into three groups. The above group covered Russia, Asia, and the Pacific Island group including Australia and New Zealand. From left to right are Ben, Millie and Dale.

This group decided to do some intense simulation games in order to understand how to control Africa, Europe, and Russia. From left to right are the brain trust of Jill, Kal, and Blake. In the background you can see Susan and Heather consulting on the Middle East situation. They decided to include Algeria, Libya and Egypt in their plans for occupation.

 

As the night started to wind down, a general consensus started to form that by injecting subliminal messages into rock and roll music (Elvis Costello was a favorite) and dropping cassette tapes by helicopter on third world countries, a groundswell of opposition to government control of territories could be generated. All we have to do then is sweep in with troops armed with YAO propaganda leaflets, bullhorns and choral festivals, and we could completely infiltrate the major populated land masses. Total victory is assured!

We also made progress on the mind-body problem, but decided unanimously to leave it for next month to complete the solution - trying to use a Boggle game as a Ouija board to divine answers to inquiries was giving Kal a headache.